Just what is a Teabagger anyway?

Dumb as a teabagger

You're talking out of your teahole

Teabag Syndrome - a form of mental retardation characterized by lack of higher mental functions, compulsion to make signs and misspell almost everything on them, being easily agitated, and acting against one's own self-interests.

T-Bag - white supremacist rapper

AND

You know you are a teabagger if ...

-Your dog rides in your truck, but your wife stays home and mixes ammonium nitrate.

-You can remember the fertilizer, pellets and ammonium nitrate mixture ratios, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.

-You have stolen gravel from the county road to cover your AK -47 ground stash.

-You shout down someone who is talking, because you believe they are trying to limit your freedom of speech.

-You've used the same knife to whittle a shiv, and threaten your Congressman.

-You have been asked to leave a yard sale.

-You put the beatdown on your tattoo artist for spelling "MOM" backwards.

-You hate government health care, and don't want them to touch your Medicare.

-The Rush Limbaugh show ends and you cry like John Boehner.

Why did the teabagger fail his humanities test? ... Because he took it.

Why did the teabagger cross the road? ... Because Fox News told them to.

How many teabaggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
36. One to screw in the lightbulb, and 35 to protest the Obama Administration's policy on creating darkness.

A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "Hey, have you heard the latest Teabagger joke?" The bartender replied, coldly, "No. And I'll have you know I'm a Teabagger ." That's O. K.," said the man, "I'll talk slow."

The Teabaggers were getting really pissed off about people telling all these Teabagger jokes so they decided to stage a march on Washington . . . When last heard from they were 10 miles out of Seattle.

-It takes a carload of teabaggers to make up an IQ of 100 and a mouthful of teeth.



A poem ....

If the President's a Democrat
Then protesting is fine
We have the right to wave our signs
And bitch and moan and whine
But if the President's Republican
Then no protest there shall be
No, you only ever protest if the President's a (D)
And when we take our country back
And Liberals start to shout
Just call them Un-American
Say "love it or get out!"
But keep those placards handy
'cause the left might win again
And if they're swearing in a Democrat
Then protests should begin
And if they think that's hypocritical
Then this is what you say
"It's only good to protest when WE don't get our way."
And if they press the issue
And get all east coast logical
Just tell them that "they hate the troops!"
And say they're full of bull
So we must take our country back
Make our protest loud and large
'cause God will only bless America
With a Republican in charge

(borrowed these from one of my lib friends)